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"Face it - we're lost."
Bears Ice Fishing
National Park Map
Tags:national park, national parks, map, maps, hiking map, hiking maps, you are here, bear, bears, lost, getting lost, wilderness, the wilderness, lost in the wilderness, hiker, hikers, hiking, hiking trail, woodland trail, yellowstone, yosemite, yellowstone national park, yosemite national park, trail map, trail maps
"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
Tags:hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, election, elections, 2020 election, 2020 elections, presidential election, presidential elections, presidential race, presidential races, democratic candidate, democratic candidates, caucus, iowa caucus, voter fatigue, election fatigue, voter, voters, hide in the woods, wilderness, middle of nowhere, us politics
"Me TREE TOAD!"
'Ok, this is far enough into the wilderness. My phone just died.'
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Tags:threat level, threat levels, backpacker, backpackers, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, backpacking, outdoors, great outdoors, outdoorsman, outdoorsmen, fear, fears, fearful, fearfulness, threat rating, threat ratings, wilderness, wildernesses, geography lesson, geography lessons, geographic lesson, geographic lessons, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritation, irritations, irritating
Sign saying "Entering God's Country: Next Secular Area 450 mi."
Tags:religion, religious, secular, secularism, god, god's country, road, roads, road sign, road sign, sign, signs, signage, street, sight, street signs, mountain, mountains, forest, forests, woods, wild, wilderness, nature, natural, landscape, landscapes, beautiful, view, environment, pristine, clean, word play, wordplay
"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."
Last mirage for the next 20 miles.
"Oh, love handles! We haven't had those in a while."
Tags:desert, deserts, sand, sand dunes, mirage, wasteland, lost, getting lost, cactus, cactuses, cacti, wilderness, vulture, vultures, carrion, bird, diet, diets, dieting, chub, chubby, heavy set, fat, fatter, fatness, love handles, love handle, spare tire, ironic, dark humour, dark humor, black humor, black humour, gallows humor, gallows humor, dead, death, crawl, crawling, cuisine, cuisines, exotic food, exotic foods, variety, variation, variations
"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"
'When does the groundskeeper get back from vacation?'
Tags:groundskeeper, groundskeepers, grounds keeper, grounds keepers, grass, grassy, long grassy, wild, wilderness, overgrown, overgrow, overgrows, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, rest, rests, resting, rested, baseball, base ball, ground, grounds, pitch, pitches, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Nature, red in tooth and claw
Tags:nature, natural world, wilderness, wild, wild animal, wild animals, animal, animals, hare, hares, bird, birds, racoon, racoons, moose, bear, bears, squirrel, squirrels, greetings, greeting, friendly greeting, friendly greetings, red in tooth and claw, violent, savage, tennyson, lord alfred tennyson, predator, predators, prey
"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"
'Got'a be done I s'pose.'
"Man, I love roughing it out here. . . but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"
"We can't be lost. This is the only damn highway they've got up here."
"This would be a great place to put a huge city."
Tags:modernization, city, cities, city planning, wilderness, nature, natural world, national park, national parks, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, spoil, spoils, spoiling, despoil, despoiled, hike, hikes, hiking, untouched, beauty, beautiful, unappreciative, bottom line, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, visionary, visionaries
"Day 431: I finally caught a glimpse of the elusive scapegoat."
"The fresh mountain air is starting to depress me."
Tags:holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, mountain, mountains, fresh air, camp, camping, camper, campers, hike, hiker, hikers, hiking, backpacker, backpackers, backpacking, wilderness, the wilderness, pollution, tourist, tourists, city life, urban life, depressed, depressing, modern life, modern attitudes
"They say he was abandoned by summer people and raised by squirrels."
Tags:summer people, summer person, vacationer, vacationers, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaymaker, holidaymakers, holiday maker, holiday makers, squirrel, squirrels, long lost family, long-lost family, local myth, local mythology, abandoned baby, abandoned babies, wildman, wildmen, wild man, wild men, holiday home, orphan, orphans, wilderness, tourist, tourists, abandonment, abandoned
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'