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'And finally, I would like to be buried with an elephant bone...Just to confuse future archaeologists.'
They were sad when they found out their Grandfather had died in an earthquake.
'I think we should both write our wills, just in case anything happens.'
"I don't want to leave anyone or anything a goddamn cent!"
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"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."
Tags:inherited wealth, heir, heirs, family wealth, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, family life, family-life, heir, heirs, family, earning, earnings, inherited money, silver spoon, silver spoons, silver-spoon, silver-spoons, family money, inheritance, will, trust fund, trust funds, trust fund baby, trust fund babies, logic, privilege, privileged, envy, envious, dysfunctional family, dysfunctional families, dysfunction
"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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Bad Heir Day
'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
Tags:cow, will, bequeath, last will and testament, probate, beef, burger, steak, red meat, inherit, inheritance, farm, butcher, dinner, food bank, ribs, brisket, shank, rump roast, roast beef, butcher’s chart, choice cuts, deli, farmer, moo, steer, heifer, bull, leather, death, dead, die, meat industry, meat
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
Tags:inheritance, inherit, inherits, unwanted inheritance, will, wills, last will and testament, mother, body, body image, negative body image, self-esteem, low self-esteem, traits, trait, genetic trait, genetic traits, bad trait, bad traits, look alike, mother daughter relationship, mother daughter, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, daughter, daughters, disappointment, disappointed, jowl, jowls, arm flab, gender sterotype, gender stereotypes, death, dead, loss, rotten inheritance, bad inheritance, unwanted traits, unwanted trait, worst trait, worst traits, dna
"Not much in the way of hard assets, I'm afraid, but he did leave some highly desirable organs."
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"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
Tags:pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities
"I would like a will prepared... nine to be exact."
"When you die, can I have this couch?"
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"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
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"Says here he leaves behind a wife, two children, and forty-seven Twitter followers."
'Have you considered making your will?'
'I have major trust issues - my father didn't leave me one...'
'Ocean view, or would you prefer to watch them fight over the will?'
"She was a sweet old lady whose kids never called."
Tags:disinherit, disinheriting, disinherited, heir, heirs, inheritance, animal heir, animal heirs, pet heir, pet heirs, heirloom, heirlooms, family fortune, family fortunes, fortune, fortunes, pet, pets, dog, dogs, canine, canines, wealth, neglect, kid, kids, old lady, old ladies, will, wills, last will and testimony
'Okay, say you go extinct before the rest of your family...'
'He kept changing his will. In the end, it all went to legal fees.'
For sale. Lost the will to serve the public.
'I'm making out my will. Is there anything you want me to leave to you, other than debt?'
'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'