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They were sad when they found out their Grandfather had died in an earthquake.
"And to whom do you wish to leave the bulk of your estate, sir?"
"That's my late husband Henry. His last wish was to remain pickled!"
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
"Im curious about your dependent children. I believe their names are Scamp, Scruffy, Flop, Spunky, and Lady."
'...You'd want a friend to know where your acorns are buried, wouldn't you?'
Old CEO: 'do not resuscitate.'
"Cool boots! Would you leave them to me when you kick the bucket because of toner dust and pneumoconiosis due to asbestos?"
'I keep having this nightmare that we don't spend the money in time and the kids inherit it all.'
"And being of sound mind... I leave it to beaver."
The Controversial Will
"I, Arthur, being of sound mind, have spent it all on wine, women and song."
'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'
'Your grandfather's will is quite specific. You just get his ashes... and those only after they're been sifted and any gold teeth removed!'
'Mr Potter's will calls for a winner takes all poker tournament.'
'You want to leave your body to science - how about someone with A-level science?'
"And finally I leave my season ticket to..."