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'He kept changing his will. In the end, it all went to legal fees.'
"It's good news Mr. meek - according to this, you HAVE actually inherited the Earth...!"
". . . and I leave my whole estate to my one true companion, public radio."
"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."
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'He's been frozen, and left everything to himself.'
'And to my wife, Elizabeth, who hated my guts, I leave my large intestine.'
'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'
'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'
"You can all leave now...except the cat."
'Those aren't vultures. Those are his relatives.'
'I'm afraid that all Frosty left in his will is a carrot and a few pieces of coal.'
"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"
'...and to my miserable son, Pruitt, I leave all my hideous lime-green wall-to-wall carpet remnants.'
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"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."
"...and to my beloved nephew, John... I leave the location of my secret fishing spot!"
"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."
"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."
"He didn't leave much - just a lot of unanswered questions..."
'After reading Dad's will, I guess we're all wishing he had spent more time at the office.'
"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."
"That was unlucky, getting a waiter who had just inherited a million pounds from his Uncle!"
"I can't help feeling, that you are expecting too much from this reading of your Uncle's will!"
"Your late Father, being a comical old chap, seems to of buried all his money somewhere in Somerset."
"I, Mrs Trellis, being of sound mind leave everything to my beloved, Tiddles."
"Your uncle wanted the title to his 'last will and testament' changed to 'last laugh'."