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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
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A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.
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"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."
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"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
"Oh, this? Crazy story..."
William Tell's First and Last Day of Elementary School.
'Relax, son! I'm just getting all the bad shots out of my system."
William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.
'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'
If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.
'How about best two out of three?'
William Tell's Fatal Mistake.
"That's enough practice, Tell. Time you had a go on your own kid."
"Tell me, again, exactly why we're dong this."
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William Tell in his younger years.
'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'
"Wait a minute-this is a game changer!"
The William Tell Overture
"Now I wish I hadn't gotten him that bow and arrows for Father's Day."
William Tell's Other Four Children
The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow