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'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm never talking to girls again...'
'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'
"I call no quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You lose! I win!"
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, presidential podium, white house podium, press conference, press conferences, white house press conference, presidential press conference, childish, infantile, juvenile, immature, silly, stupid, win, wins, winner, lose, loser, losers, losing
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Tags:basketball, preschool, preschools, nursery, nurseries, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nba, national basketball association, scout, scouts, scouting, scouted, love, loves, loving, win, wins, winning, winner, lose, loses, losing, loser, transfer, transfers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.
'You have lots of money and I have this empty can, so it's a win-win!'
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'
'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'
Tags:run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, sprint, sprints, sprinting, sprinted, sprinter, sprinters, marathon, marathons, triathlon, triathlons, train, training, trained, trains, trainer, trainers, unfit, out of breath, unhealthy, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, in the bleachers
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'
"I'd like you to excel."
'For the last time, it's called a 'win-win' contract. Nobody gets whacked.'
"Those two are recent Powerball money. The people by the table are old state-lottery money."
"Just tell us who's winning."
Tags:argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, too much coffee man, win, wins, winner, winners, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competing, married couple, married couples, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counseling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, competitive, competitiveness, mediator, mediators, disinterested, disinterested parties, referee, referees, refereeing, discord, marital discord
Tags:word play, the king, king of rock and roll, draughts, checkers, rock and roll, win, winner, winning, hobby, hobbies, entertainment, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, game, games, board game, board games, singer, singers, rockstar, rockstars, rock star, rock stars, music, musician, musicians
"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, player, players, athlete, athletes, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, team, teams, coach, coaches, manager, managers, excel, good, win, winning, lose, losing, coaching, encouraging, encouragement, psychology, mental health, pressure, pressuring, stress, stressful, demanding, kid, kids, child, children, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, advice, life lessons, modern life
'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'
A fairground attraction
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, lose, loses, loser, losers, losing, lost, sore loser, sore losers, sour grapes, bad loser, bad losers, good game, good games, bite me, insult, insults, sportsmanship, ignorant, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers