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"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."
Tags:reading the paper, paper, papers, news, newspaper, newspapers, wartime paper, news of the war, world war two, world war ii, wwii, ww2, marital disharmony, silly comments, stupid comments, unaware, ignorant, ignorance, gender stereotype, sarcastic comment, sarcastic comments, sarcasm, major eliot, george fielding eliot, staff writer, journalist, journalists, war writer, war correspondant, admire, admiration, unquestioning admiration, wind up, winding up, marriage, old married couple, married couple, tease, teasing
"You know I'm not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on."
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, phone, phone call, phoning home, calling home, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, nuisance call, nuisance calls, child, children, son, sons, answering the phone, answer the phone, precocious child, precocious children, naughty children, winding up, wind up, annoy, annoying, make believe, telling stories, commuter, commuting, commute, commuting, train station, train stations
'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'
'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'
"O.K. guys, let's have a good clean fight. No racial epithets, ethnic slurs, or disparaging remarks about place of national origin. No derogation of religious persuasion, political affiliation, or sexual orientation. In case of a knockdown go immediately to a neutral corner and refrain from any taunts, jeers, or gibes about pugilistic ability."
Tags:pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, boxer, boxers, fighter, fighters, fight, fights, jeer, jeers, taunt, taunts, racism, xenophobia, discrimination, prejudice, prejudices, ref, refs, referee, referees, boxing ring, boxing rings, clean fight, clean fights, fighting dirty, dirty fight, dirty fights, insult, insults, insulting, gibe, gibes, jeer, jeers, jeering, wind up, wind-up, taunt, taunts, taunting
A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.
Tags:cornucopia, cornucopias, fall, fall harvest, fall harvests, harvest season, harvest seasons, autumn, autumnal, fall weather, sardine can, sardine cans, sardine tin, sardine tins, squeeze, squeezes, squeezing, twist, twists, twisting, wind up, winds up, winding up, preserve, preserves, preserving, thanksgiving
'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'
'I can't sleep. I'm all wound up.'
Order twenty more and hire drivers with strong wrists,'
Tags:transport, wind up, green fuel, green fuels, petrol, petrol price, petrol prices, gas price, gas prices, fuel cost, fuel costs, oil price, oil prices, transportation, driver, car, three wheel, drivers, fuel efficiency, fuel efficient, economy, environmentalist, wind up toys, taxi, taxicab, cab driver, business
"Turkey?! No! They eat GOAT on Thanksgiving. I heard they even have a special table for you called the 'kid's' table. Sucker!"
'I was just going to go for your hot dogs, but you put them all the way up in that tree, so...Sorry.'
'Hey Pinto, there's another one of those cars that was named after me. I can't remember, did you ever have a car named after you? Was it rad?'
'Stop toying with them, Henry!'
'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'
'What we'll do for love is nothing compared to what we'll do for aggravation.'
"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."
Tags:marriage counseling, marriage counselling, marriage therapy, couples therapy, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple, computer key, computer keys, wind up, wind ups, windup, windups, domestic, domestics, marital spat, marital spats, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, reynolds unwrapped
"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veggie, veggies, vegan, vegans, food, foods, food choices, healthy food, healthy eating, health, moral choices, meat industry, immoral food industry, annoying, annoyance, annoying food habit, annoying habits, deliberately annoying, being difficult, just being difficult, winding up, wind up, faddy eater, fad, food fads
"I'm here to wind up the company."
Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'
Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'
Time Management for Evil People
'Is this better?'
'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'