Windbag Cartoons and Comics

Airbag vs wind bag

Before the airbag, there was the windbag.

"We'll alternate the windbags with the hard-of-hearing."

"No, I ordered a hot-air balloon. Not a hot-air buffoon."

"For God's sake, Austin, will you please stop saying, 'Heck, even a blind hog can find an acorn'?"

"I had dual air bags once, but I divorced her."

J. Ludlow: Soldier, Statesman, Author, Windbag.

Productive use of the wind:

A politician listening to himself talk.

"I'll see if he's in, sir."

Blah-blah black sheep, three old bags full.

"Where the windbag meets the airbag."

"I accidentally ate a politician once, and had gas for two weeks."