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"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."
Tags:reading the paper, paper, papers, news, newspaper, newspapers, wartime paper, news of the war, world war two, world war ii, wwii, ww2, marital disharmony, silly comments, stupid comments, unaware, ignorant, ignorance, gender stereotype, sarcastic comment, sarcastic comments, sarcasm, major eliot, george fielding eliot, staff writer, journalist, journalists, war writer, war correspondant, admire, admiration, unquestioning admiration, wind up, winding up, marriage, old married couple, married couple, tease, teasing
"You know I'm not a telemarketer, Jimmy, and you are not going to fine me eleven thousand dollars. Now, for the last time, put your mother on."
Tags:dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, phone, phone call, phoning home, calling home, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, nuisance call, nuisance calls, child, children, son, sons, answering the phone, answer the phone, precocious child, precocious children, naughty children, winding up, wind up, annoy, annoying, make believe, telling stories, commuter, commuting, commute, commuting, train station, train stations
'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'
A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.
Tags:cornucopia, cornucopias, fall, fall harvest, fall harvests, harvest season, harvest seasons, autumn, autumnal, fall weather, sardine can, sardine cans, sardine tin, sardine tins, squeeze, squeezes, squeezing, twist, twists, twisting, wind up, winds up, winding up, preserve, preserves, preserving, thanksgiving
'Stop toying with them, Henry!'
'Hey Pinto, there's another one of those cars that was named after me. I can't remember, did you ever have a car named after you? Was it rad?'
'What we'll do for love is nothing compared to what we'll do for aggravation.'
'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'
'I've never found anything else that bugs you so much with so little effort.'
"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, veggie, veggies, vegan, vegans, food, foods, food choices, healthy food, healthy eating, health, moral choices, meat industry, immoral food industry, annoying, annoyance, annoying food habit, annoying habits, deliberately annoying, being difficult, just being difficult, winding up, wind up, faddy eater, fad, food fads
"I'm here to wind up the company."
Kate's Evil Plan: 'It's all part of the plan...to rule the world...Bad behaviour draws a lot of attention, but if you're good, they'll never see you coming.'
Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'
'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'
"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"
Tags:microwave, microwaves, microwave cooking, microwave cook, microwave cooks, cooking skill, cooking skills, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, housewife, housewives, married life, married couple, gender stereotype, wind up, winding up, tease, teases, teasing, joke, jokes, prank, pranks, gender role, gender roles, chauvinistic, sexist, attitude, attitudes
'Darling you left the key in the car again!'
Winding up a car window.
'My favorite team is whoever is playing his favorite team.'
Cat taunts dog at intersection.
Old fashioned cars.
"Gracie is watching a show on powerful Hispanic women just so I can't watch the game!"
Tags:baldo, sisters, sibling, siblings, sibling rivalry, different interests, wind up, winds up, winding up, annoy, annoys, annoying, irritate, irritates, irritating, feminist, feminists, latina feminist, latina feminists, feminist show, feminist shows, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, big game, big games, soccer match, soccer matches
'That's my man, Ted, signing up a volunteer for the Anger Management Class.'
'How much!?!? Are you winding me up??'