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"Can you swim out there and charge my cell?"
Tags:windmill, windmills, wind turbine, wind turbines, turbine, turbines, wind power, charge, charges, charging, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, smartphone, smartphones, inconvenient, inconvenience, expectant, expectation, expectations, unrealistic, phone charger, phone chargers, wife, wives, husband, husbands
"Try blowing on it."
Tags:wind turbine, wind turbines, wind farm, wind farms, wind energy, energy, power, wind power, wind, windmill, windmills, environment, environmentally friendly, eco-friendly, ecological, green, green energy, clean energy, clean, engineer, engineers, repair, repairs, repairmen, repairman, problem, problems, issue, issues, blow, blowing, solution, solutions, solve, fan, fans, fix, fixing, repairing, alternative energy, try, attempt, mechanic, mechanics, not working, out of order, out-of-order, electricity, generator, generators
New windmills to fight?
A Hole in the Dike
Tags:archer, archery, bow and arrow, missed target, target, targets, targeting, hole, holes, leak, leaks, dike, dikes, dutch dike, dutch dikes, dam, dams, levee, levees, mistake, mistakes, the hero of haarlem, the boy and the dike, hans brinker, the silver skates, windmill, windmills, flood, flooding, floods, blame, blameless, consequences
"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."
Tags:miniature golf, golf, mini golf, crazy golf, golf ball, golf club, golf course, mini putt putt, windmill, windmills, don quixote, quixotic, dragon, dragons, giants, knight, knights, quest, quests, delusional, hallucinations, giant, giants, kick out, kicks out, kicking out, cervantes, destroy, destroys, destroying, destruction of property
'They turned them all upside-down when they worked out tides are more reliable than the wind.'
Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.
'Well. it bloody wasn't there last year!'
"Gramps, how do these things work?"
Don Quixote fights a ceiling fan.
Tags:cervantes, don quixote, sancho panza, don miguel de cervantes, fan, fans, ceiling fan, ceiling fans, painting, paintings, windmill, windmills, giant, giants, fight, fights, fighting, modern life, modern times, delusion, delusions, hallucinate, hallucinates, hallucinating, hallucination, mental health, mental health problem, mental health problems
Donald Quixote de Mar-a-Lago
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, mar-a-lago, trump resort, trumps resort, wind turbines, wind turbine, renewable energy, wind energy, don quixote, miguel de cervantes, cervantes, windmill, windmills, fighting windmills, fool, foolish, idiot, idiotic, witless, lost wit, lost wits
Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign
"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."
'I know you didn't want people calling you a nimby, but...'
'What happened to your windmill?'
'He ran a miniature golf course.'
Tags:windmill, windmills, miniature golf, crazy golf, eulogy, eulogies, obituary, obituaries, gravestone, gravestones, grave, graves, grave-stone, grave-stones, golf course, golf courses, golf-course, golf-courses, cemetery, cemeteries, tomb, tombs, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, career, careers
"They watch a lot more TV than we do."
Don Quixote Video Game
Tags:don quixote, alonso quixano, sancho panza, windmills, tilting at windmills, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, gamer, gamers, miguel de cervantes, the clever gentleman sir quixote of la mancha, literary character, literary characters, spanish literature, modern adaptation, sanity, insane, couch potato, couch potatoes, chivalry, chivalrous
"Well? I told you this would happen."
Tags:wind farm, wind farms, wind farming, wind energy, wind turbine, wind turbines, alternative energy, farmer, farmers, farm, farms, i told you so, farming, environmentalist, environmentalists, green energy, energy policy, energy policies, escape, escapes, getaway, getaways, windmill, windmills, wind power, sustainable energy, green energy, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences, consequence, consequences, farm, farms, farmer, farmers
Power suits: Wind-power suits.
Don Quixote Update.
'So we're all agreed on this final design?'
"Do you mind?"
"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"