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"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."
Incontinental Airlines: 'Okay sir, will that be a window, an aisle or a bathroom seat?'
"May I sit by the window?"
'Would you prefer a window or an aisle seat?'
'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'
"Last, but not least, give my child a seat by the window so I can see her on my drone camera."
Airline passenger notices angel sat on toilet on clouds outside aircraft.
"Bill Gates came in yesterday. Made him a coffee and asked if he would like it by the windows!"
"Chatting or no chatting?"
'This is probably the only time I'll be chauffeur driven and I can't even look out the window!'
'A table near the window where passers-by can see our Easter outfits, please.'
"I asked for a window seat."
'Now they all have a window seat!'
Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.
Can I have the window seat?
'I'm afraid we can't allow two fat, ugly bastards like you to have a window seat.'
Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."
'Excuse me Mister, do you mind if I get by the window?'