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Know Your Insects at 55mph.
'Don't worry about my little aches & pains... the important thing is for YOU to be happy!' ~ one of reincarnation's fun little twists.
Congratulations on passing your driving test. But do you know what to do when a bird sh**s on your windscreen? Never ask her out again.
Bug on the windshield.
'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'
The World's First and Last 5 Door Sedan.
'...I think I found Uncle Eddy, and it's not good.'
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"Another seven confirmed kills..."
'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'
Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.
Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?
Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.
". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."
'Long in the tooth.'
Fly rides the wacky windshield,
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Candlelight dinner? Oh, Edgar - how romantic. You must've driven around hours.
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Dead bugs on windscreen at animal hospital.
'Yes Gov. Found the trouble you needed a new windscreen wiper blade.'
'Wow, you're back! I have to say I thought you were a gonner when I saw you hit that windscreen...'
'Bad news, dear... A rock hit your windshield.'
'Don't hit so hard!'