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Wild Window Washers
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows
Know Your Insects at 55mph.
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow people, shovel, shoveling, shovelling, snow, snowing, snowy, blizzard, blizzards, winter, frozen, freeze, freezing, icy, windshield, car, cars, buried, bundled up, chilly, street parking, parking, modern life, prank, pranks, snowblower, snow blowing, snow day, snow days, weather, season, seasons, seasonal
Bug on the windshield.
'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'
"This accident was pretty bad. We're going to need some windshield wiper cleaner."
'...I think I found Uncle Eddy, and it's not good.'
Tags:bugs, car, cars, bug, insect, insects, fly, flies, windshield, windshields, windscreen, windscreens, car accident, car accidents, traffic collision, traffic collisions, car crash, car crashes, hit and run, deaths, bad news, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourns, grief, griever, grievers, griefs, grieving
"Another seven confirmed kills..."
Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.
Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.
". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."
"I know it says I need to wear glasses, officer... but my windshield is prescription!"
Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!
'Wow, you're back! I have to say I thought you were a gonner when I saw you hit that windscreen...'
'Bad news, dear... A rock hit your windshield.'
'Don't hit so hard!'
'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'
A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'
An insect (possibly a large fly) is driving a car with little humans splattered on the windsheild.
'Make it look like an accident. Splatter him on a windshield.'
"Turn down the bass."
Tags:baldo, broken window, broken windows, sound system, sound systems, audio system, audio systems, speaker, speakers, subwoofer, subwoofers, bass, bass volume, car stereo, car stereos, auto parts, car problem, car problems, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, windshield, windshields, broken windshield, broken windshields