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Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
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Know Your Insects at 55mph.
'TEN... NINE... EIGHT...'
"This accident was pretty bad. We're going to need some windshield wiper cleaner."
'...I think I found Uncle Eddy, and it's not good.'
Tags:bugs, car, cars, bug, insect, insects, fly, flies, windshield, windshields, windscreen, windscreens, car accident, car accidents, traffic collision, traffic collisions, car crash, car crashes, hit and run, deaths, bad news, mourner, mourners, mourning, mourn, mourns, grief, griever, grievers, griefs, grieving
"Another seven confirmed kills..."
Gnook Isenbarth, inventor of the windshield.
Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.
"I know it says I need to wear glasses, officer... but my windshield is prescription!"
Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!
'Don't hit so hard!'
'Bad news, dear... A rock hit your windshield.'
'Thank you for sharing the squeegee.'
A butterfly splats on a windshield in a 'Butterfly Crossing.'
An insect (possibly a large fly) is driving a car with little humans splattered on the windsheild.
"Turn down the bass."
Tags:baldo, broken window, broken windows, sound system, sound systems, audio system, audio systems, speaker, speakers, subwoofer, subwoofers, bass, bass volume, car stereo, car stereos, auto parts, car problem, car problems, troubleshoot, troubleshoots, troubleshooting, windshield, windshields, broken windshield, broken windshields
'Not Responsible for Broken Windshields'
Large and hitherto uncatalogued life-form on the windscreen, Jim,
'No, I don't need aluminum siding, but put me on with the windshield - selling guy!'
Death Drives Out.
Back in the days of giant prehistoric bugs.
Strategic Wiper Adjustments: "Up just a tiddle..."