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"I make it myself!"
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'Have you tried our home-made wine?'
'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'
Man crushing grapes with flippers.
"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"
"We are aiming to produce a French style wine this year!"
"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."
"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"
"Somethin' here says this wine is 'su-stainable.' That means if you get any on 'ya, it won't come out!"
"Maybe hiring the former head of marketing for a Louisiana hot sauce company wasn't such a great idea, after all."
'He's been in the wine business so long, he can remember when Chateau d'Yquem as Cabin d'Yquem.'
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
'He must be a top vintner. He's out standing in his field.'
'Sid uses all 10,000 grape types in his homemade wine. It's a great way to spread the blame.'
'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'
'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'
'Consumers want so much information about where the wine comes from, we've had to start numbering the grapes.'
'And, to think, you always said the old winemaker would never let his son do anything around here.'
"This wine was made for cable TV...a blend of 500 grapes varieties, but you'll only taste about 5 of them."
One more please.
"We want this wine to be assertive and stubborn, but with a sense of humor."
"Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?"