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An Excellent Nose for Wine.
'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'
"This one's rubbish as well."
'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'
'Wine's supposed to be flat, sir.'
"Waiter, this wine is corked!"
Giant looking for Jack at top of beanstalk: 'Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman ... and I'm also getting notes of nutmeg with an elderberry undertone ...'
"Best served at street temperature, delicious served with dustbin chipsor gutter squashed, half eaten kebab..."
'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'
The Other Wine Connoisseurs Were Beginning to Question Pete's Credentials.
I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'
Annoyed waiter pours wine over picky wine connoisseur.
'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'
'He drinks the wine and then lays it down.'
'He drinks the wine ,then lays it down.'
'Have you got any bin ends to go with road kill?'
'It's got quite a nose, I'm getting autumn harvest ... a tart elderberry finish. Not bad for a urine sample, eh Doc?'
"Hmm, this cheeky little red just stamped on my toes, poked me in the eye, kicked me in the nuts and said 'get a life, you sad git'."