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'Do you have any Labernet Sauvignon?'
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.
"Classical French fencing."
'Just as I suspected, guys - looks like we'be got ourselves an undercover wine drinker.'
'Your wine will be along...We're aging it right now.'
'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'
A Good Year.
'But I'm sure I only had one glass of wine...'
'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'
'Good choice of wine...there's a 400 per cent mark up on it.'
Drinking wine has never been a spectator sport.
'This is my favourite watering hole!'
'It's a cheeky little wine!'
"Hmm, this cheeky little red just stamped on my toes, poked me in the eye, kicked me in the nuts and said 'get a life, you sad git'."
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"Carpe vino! Seize the wine!"
"No chardonnay? And you call this heaven?"
"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."
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"I think it would be better for both of us if I have a few glasses of wine first."
"As you requested, 'A bottle of something cheap by which to get thoroughly hammered'."
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"Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?"
"No Chateau Lafite '62? Guess I'll have a brewskie."
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"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."
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"I'm looking for a wine that'll compensate for my overall lack of masculinity."