Wine Making Cartoons and Comics

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

'What is wrong with brother Sebastian?'

"We are aiming to produce a French style wine this year!"

Wine: New and Old.

Please do not pet the grapes.

Wine-makers are sipping rivalries.

The Vineyard

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"If we poured the millions of dollars we spend on advertising into improving our vineyard, we wouldn't have to advertise."

"No head, pale color, just like Marie Antoinette after the guillotine."

'No, I haven't gotten around to crushing the grapes, but I think have them pretty well intimidated.'

'I was working as a wine taster until the boss fired me for not drinking on the job.'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'

'I heard you turned water into wine. What strain of yeast do you use?'