Wine Pairing Cartoons and Comics

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

"We recommend red wine with mice and white wine with birds."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"I recommend the white and the red—your fish might have swallowed a duck."

"I detect notes of black cherry with a definite undercurrent of poorly washed dishes."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Domestic wines

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"This wine goes perfectly with cat food, mouldy bread and burgers bitten into right off the dustbin."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

"Nope, no need to smell the cork."

"My name is Bacchus, Roman God of Wine ... and I'm an alcoholic."

"And what are you planning to pair with this wine?"

"I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus."

"Red wine with poultry? Seriously?"

"Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?"

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

"This wine is liberal bordering on the reckless. Bring me something more capitalist."

"Bring me a bottle of chardonnay and one long straw."