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"This wine goes well with passively ignoring tens of thousands of refugees."
"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
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rat, rats, mice, mouse, cheese, eat, eats, eating, snack, snacks, snacking, wine, drink, drinks, drinking, cheese and wine, wine and cheese, pair, pairs, pairing, wine pairing, wine pairings, combination, combinations, combine, combines, combining, shock, shocks, shocking, try, tries, trying, adventurous, rodent, rodents, pest, pests"What I miss is the cheese selection."
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mice, mouse, rodent, rodents, vermin, pest, pests, house pest, house pests, home, homes, pest control, pest controllers, domestic pest control, cheese, cheeses, eat, eats, eating, steal, steals, stealing, cheese supply, cheese supplies, wine and cheese, wine pair, wine pairing, wine pairings, mice trap, mouse trap, trap, traps, poison, drive out, driven out, driven away"We recommend red wine with mice and white wine with birds."
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animal, animals, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, bird, birds, mouse, mice, predator, predators, prey, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, wine, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine pairing, pairing wine, choosing wine, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."
"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."
"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"
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kid, kids, child, children, school kids, school child, school children, packed lunch, packed lunches, lunch, lunches, fussy eater, fussy eaters, food snob, food snobs, foodie, foodies, wine pairing, wine pairing, middle class child, middle class children, middle class problem, middle class problems, wine, wine connoisseur, cabernet, red wine, tuna, tuna fish, tuna sandwich, tuna sandwiches, disgust, disgusting, gross"I recommend the white and the red—your fish might have swallowed a duck."
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, wine, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine pairing, pairing wine, choosing wine, duck, fish, red wine, white wine, covering all the bases"With romantic comedy, I like to recommend the sixteen ounce Raisinets."
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cinema, cinemas, date, dates, dating, film, films, movie, movies, romcom, romcoms, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, candy, candies, cinema, candy, cinema candies, cinema snacks, wine pairing, wine pairings, highbrow, lowbrow"With the pork I'd recommend an Alsatian white or a Coke."
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restaurant, restaurants, pork, waiter, waiters, menu, menus, order, orders, ordering, drink, drinks, recommend, recommends, recommendation, recommendations, pair, pairs, wine, wine pairing, wine pairing, alsatian, alsatian white, pinot grigeo, white, white wine, coke, favourite, favourites, favorite, favorites, unsure, clueless, soft drink, soft drinks, alternative, alternatives, fine dining"I detect notes of black cherry with a definite undercurrent of poorly washed dishes."
"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."
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bar, bars, wine, wines, champagne, champagnes, wine pairing, wine pairings, pretzel, pretzels, sommelier, sommeliers, fine wine, fine wines, high brow, low brow, philistine, philitines, uncultured, culture"This wine goes perfectly with cat food, mouldy bread and burgers bitten into right off the dustbin."
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wine pairing, wine pairings, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, beggar, beggars, begging, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, wine, wines, winos, wine lover, wine lovers, trash diver, trash divers, trash diving, glean, gleans, gleaning, class division, class divisions, class difference, class differences"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."
"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."
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