Wine Pairing Cartoons and Comics

"This wine goes well with passively ignoring tens of thousands of refugees."

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"What I miss is the cheese selection."

"We recommend red wine with mice and white wine with birds."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"I recommend the white and the red—your fish might have swallowed a duck."

"With romantic comedy, I like to recommend the sixteen ounce Raisinets."

A Milk Pairing Guide

"With the pork I'd recommend an Alsatian white or a Coke."

"I detect notes of black cherry with a definite undercurrent of poorly washed dishes."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

Domestic wines

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"This wine goes perfectly with cat food, mouldy bread and burgers bitten into right off the dustbin."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

"Okay, let's see ... vintage ... vintage ... "

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"