Wine Pairings Cartoons and Comics

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"This wine goes perfectly with cat food, mouldy bread and burgers bitten into right off the dustbin."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"And what are you planning to pair with this wine?"