Wine Pairings Cartoons and Comics

"This wine goes well with passively ignoring tens of thousands of refugees."

"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."

"This wine is excellent paired with exhaust fumes.''

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."

"What I miss is the cheese selection."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"With romantic comedy, I like to recommend the sixteen ounce Raisinets."

A Milk Pairing Guide

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"This wine goes perfectly with cat food, mouldy bread and burgers bitten into right off the dustbin."

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"No chardonnay? And you call this heaven?"

"And what are you planning to pair with this wine?"