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"My scintillating fragrant bouquet that precedes my exquisite floral, fruity palate, that swells and ebbs across the tongue with delicious..."
'Oh great. All we've got to eat are fish.'
"What I enjoy most about sauvignon blanc is saying it."
"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"
"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"
"So he turned water into wine. It was a pedestrian, generic merlot."
Wine: New & Old!!!
"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."
Unfortunately, Michael's 'wine straw' invention never really caught on.
Lions using an antelope as a corkscrew
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Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.
"Richard knows everything about wine - his zip code is 94559."
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"Remember, just sniff the cork. You don't lick it."
"The red wine sauce... what vintage is that?"
"Why before I make myself a fool because I don't know which wine goes with which meat I left the meat aside!"
'I'm from down the street. Your customer ordered our wine because it is better than yours.'
"Oh, the '94 - the best thing you can say about the '94 is that the '95 was worse."
"House red, sir?"
"What would you serve with toast?"
"This is an extra dry 1994 Chateue D'Alsace. Do you want a hand brush and a dust pan with that?"
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"I'm not sure my husband would like it, unless it has aromas he appreciates, like cheap cigars and hot dogs."
"When we say Trendy Vineyards Merlot goes with everything, we mean everything - including the bottle it comes in."
Museum of Wine: Please don't drink the exhibits.
"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."
"How will drinking more wine make me an expert? I eat alphabet soup every day and it hasn't made me a better speller."