Wine Stains Cartoons and Comics

Jesus' lesser known miracle at the wedding.

'Honey, I think our 3-second rule should just apply to food.'

'Hilda, what gets wine out again, is it club soda?'

'I think it might be wine.'

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

Pouring white wine onto a red wine stain will make it disappear. Too bad it doesn't happen to anything else.'

"Bob has a record of every wine he's tried, too -- it's his tie."

"Somethin' here says this wine is 'su-stainable.' That means if you get any on 'ya, it won't come out!"

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

"I'm about to throw this wine on your shirt, but I'm sure you can expense the cleaning."

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

'Throw it out? It's worth more! That's $27 worth of wine spilled onto a $12 tie.'

'Maybe he said store the wine horizontally...'

'My husband earned $50,000 last year stomping grapes, but it all went for carpet cleaning.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'