Wine Stewards Cartoons and Comics

"Ça suffit, good buddy!"

Wine stewards without borders

"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"

"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"I've waived the corkage fee as it was a screw top."

"I had a hell a time choosing which wine went with your unrealistic expectation of me."

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"I make it myself!"

"The house of Chardonnay, sir - it's a young wine and a bit fruit forward."

"Hey, Johnny—am I nuts, or does this have a hint of oak?"

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

"If it's a California wine you wish, Mr. Larry will assist you."

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Is it a big wine? I'm an elephant."

"Salamelier"

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

'Your House Wines seem rather pricey - d'you have any Bungalow Wines?'

"We recommend red wine with mice and white wine with birds."

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"I mixed the California wine with the New York wine for a truly American experience."

Chiantis In Translation