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"I don't remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked."
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"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"
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'What wine goes well with venison?'
'Wow! Look at that one! It's got a flaming aardvark on the label! That's got to be good!'
'Match the color of the wine to the food? ...My husband will be grilling steaks. Do you have any gray wine?'
'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'
'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'
Wine and Liquor: Back-to-school sale.
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"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."
Wine: New & Old!!!
'It's Janet's direct pipeline to the wine store for our Chardonnay stock.'
'I would suggest a Cabernet Sauvignon. It's non habit forming. I should know. I've been drinking a glass every day for twenty years.'
Wine: New and Old.
'You got a wine that will go well with bullshit?'
"What would you serve with toast?"
"Don't you have Become a Wine Expert in 1 Minute & 16 seconds?"
"When we say Trendy Vineyards Merlot goes with everything, we mean everything - including the bottle it comes in."
"I'm not sure my husband would like it, unless it has aromas he appreciates, like cheap cigars and hot dogs."
Al's Liquor Store: Election Year Special! Pure Alcohol!
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"They claim their wine is 'bottled poetry.' That means I'll never remember or appreciate it."
"C'mon in - there's an extra 10% off for being our very first customer."
Recreational and Medicinal Wines
"What goes with ironing?"
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'Hit it with a ship, like they do on telly.'