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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
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The Wine Station: Wine Tasting Times Listed
"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."
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"Do wine writers suffer and all that?"
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"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."
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"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."
'...it's a spirited, yet lightly delicate little stock that shows signs of aging into exquisite maturity...'
"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."
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"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"
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Wine and chees tasting
"So what do you think of it?"
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"Excellent, but not fit for a king."
"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."
"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."
'This is an unpretentious little wine. Unlike the artist.'
'One develops a nose...'
Wine Tasting Club
'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'
'Do you have any Labernet Sauvignon?'
"Listen up, everybody—Charles is going to fill us in about the Grenache grape."
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'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'
"Might I suggest a full-bodied white?"
Man says: 'It's got quite a nose ... I'm getting notes of nutmeg, a whiff of autumn harvest and rain-sodden undergrowth, and with a tart, elderberry finish. Not bad for a urine sample, eh Doc?'
'Close enough, the one on your right is the red. Congratulation! You're our new wine critic.'