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"I make it myself!"
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The First Wine Cave
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"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."
'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'
"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."
"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."
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"We like you better than Robert Mondavi."
A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
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"Then the demons that drove me to Tangier to try to write fiction turned around and drove me to the Napa Valley to make wine."
"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"
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"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"
'Harry, you have impeccable qualifications. I'm pleased to offer you the position of Master Wine Maker.'
Wine: New and Old.
Please do not pet the grapes.
"Sorry we won't be able to help repair your ship; our entire planet is devoted solely to making wine. I'm sure you must be devastated."
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"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"
'He's been in the wine business so long, he can remember when Chateau d'Yquem as Cabin d'Yquem.'
'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'
'I was working as a wine taster until the boss fired me for not drinking on the job.'
'No, I haven't gotten around to crushing the grapes, but I think have them pretty well intimidated.'
kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.
'He must be a top vintner. He's out standing in his field.'
Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.
'Sid uses all 10,000 grape types in his homemade wine. It's a great way to spread the blame.'
'Why pick and then press, Dad? I'm saving money by having a steamroller drive through the vineyard.'