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'That's disappointing - we've only gotten 10 years out of this 'Vintage of the Century' sign.'
"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."
'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'
'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'
"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."
"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."
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'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'
'And this is our National Debt Red. It's deep, long-lasting, and we know there's going to be a lot of interest.'
'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'
A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".
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"Then the demons that drove me to Tangier to try to write fiction turned around and drove me to the Napa Valley to make wine."
"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"
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Man crushing grapes with flippers.
Wine: New and Old.
"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"
"Sorry we won't be able to help repair your ship; our entire planet is devoted solely to making wine. I'm sure you must be devastated."
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'He's been in the wine business so long, he can remember when Chateau d'Yquem as Cabin d'Yquem.'
'How impressive! I had no idea they awarded a Nobel Prize for home winemaking.'
kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.
'No, I haven't gotten around to crushing the grapes, but I think have them pretty well intimidated.'
'I was working as a wine taster until the boss fired me for not drinking on the job.'
'He must be a top vintner. He's out standing in his field.'
'Why pick and then press, Dad? I'm saving money by having a steamroller drive through the vineyard.'
'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'
'Four paragraphs about the proprietor's '59 Chevy and two about his pet terrier - Does he even know he's in the wine business?'