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"The wings are addictive."
"This is what I hate about spring—molting!"
Tags:religious, religious imagery, religion, religions, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, feather, feathers, feathered, nature, natural, animal, animals, bird, birds, molt, molting, moult, moulting, seasons, spring, spring time, visual gag, literal, practicality, practicalities, logistics, logistical, practical implications
"I thought it was only a metaphor when people said, 'My car died.' "
'Vitals look good. . .but I am a little worried about your red bull consumption.'
"Oh, another thing, …. the wings are strictly decorative."
Father Christmas stuck on plane wing
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
'Well, we just became unspectacular.'
For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,
"The wings are fantastic, but the thong is a little uncomfortable."
'Attention, passengers. Could everyone seated next to a window please stick your arms out and flap like crazy.'
Tags:aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, passenger, passengers, flap, flaps, flapping, flapped, fly, flies, flying, flew, air hostess, air hostesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, announce, announces, announcing, announcement, announcements, wing, wings, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Big deal, so you have the power to fly. Get over yourself.'
"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, transforming, changing, transformation, change, changes, wings, wing, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, growing older, getting older, over the hill, ageing, aging, middle age, middle aged
A winged boy scout carries an old lady across the road
So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.
'Forget everything I told you about flying.'
'Come on - don't be such a grouch. The supply department said it's only until the next order of wings and halos arrive.'
Tags:uniform, uniforms, halo, halos, wing, wings, angel, angels, devil, devils, demon, demons, heaven, heavens, recession, stock, stocked, stocks, clothing, clothes, clothed, grouch, out of place, fit in, fitting in, fits in, supply, supplies, supplying, mood, moody, temper, tantrum, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, metamorphoses, caterpillar, caterpillars, youth, cream, creams, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, wing, wings, age, ages, ageing, aged, elderly, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, cosmetic, cosmetics, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, culture, cultures, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."
Tags:music lesson, music lessons, music teacher, music teachers, learning an instrument, violin, violins, violinist, violinists, violin player, violin players, musician, musicians, bee, bees, insect, insects, wing, wings, flapping wings, sight read, sight, reading, buzz, buzzing, buzzy bee, buzzy bees
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'
Angels flock to a bird-feeder.
"The university is delighted with the endowment but is there any flexibility over calling it the 'who's the rich one now you toffee nosed bastards' wing?"
If Pigs Could Fly
"You run into a window, too?"
Tags:death, dead, died, dying, die, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, winged, angel wing, angel wings, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, heaven, heavens, after life, afterlife, life after death, flying, flight, flown, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, fly into the window, bird brain, bird brained, similarities, similar, common ground, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise