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"The wings are addictive."
Tags:religion, religious, heaven, after death, angel, angels, wing, wings, barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, barbeque, barbeques, cooking, cook out, cook-out, cook, cooks, chef, chefs, barbecuer, barbecuers, barbequer, barbequers, addictive, addicting, delicious, tasty, food, cannibal, cannibals, cannibalism
"This is what I hate about spring—molting!"
Tags:religious, religious imagery, religion, religions, heaven, heavens, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, feather, feathers, feathered, nature, natural, animal, animals, bird, birds, molt, molting, moult, moulting, seasons, spring, spring time, visual gag, literal, practicality, practicalities, logistics, logistical, practical implications
"I thought it was only a metaphor when people said, 'My car died.' "
'Vitals look good. . .but I am a little worried about your red bull consumption.'
Father Christmas stuck on plane wing
"Oh, another thing, …. the wings are strictly decorative."
Too late, Andy discovers that Red Bull doesn't, in fact, give you wings.
'Well, we just became unspectacular.'
For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,
"The wings are fantastic, but the thong is a little uncomfortable."
'Attention, passengers. Could everyone seated next to a window please stick your arms out and flap like crazy.'
Tags:aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, passenger, passengers, flap, flaps, flapping, flapped, fly, flies, flying, flew, air hostess, air hostesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, announce, announces, announcing, announcement, announcements, wing, wings, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'
'Big deal, so you have the power to fly. Get over yourself.'
"Tell me this is just your mid-life crisis."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, caterpillar, caterpillars, butterfly, butterflies, transforming, changing, transformation, change, changes, wings, wing, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, growing older, getting older, over the hill, ageing, aging, middle age, middle aged
So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.
'Forget everything I told you about flying.'
'Come on - don't be such a grouch. The supply department said it's only until the next order of wings and halos arrive.'
Tags:uniform, uniforms, halo, halos, wing, wings, angel, angels, devil, devils, demon, demons, heaven, heavens, recession, stock, stocked, stocks, clothing, clothes, clothed, grouch, out of place, fit in, fitting in, fits in, supply, supplies, supplying, mood, moody, temper, tantrum, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Youth Cream, look younger in minutes.
Tags:butterfly, butterflies, metamorphoses, caterpillar, caterpillars, youth, cream, creams, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, wing, wings, age, ages, ageing, aged, elderly, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, cosmetic, cosmetics, obsession, obsessions, obsessed, culture, cultures, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Good. Now, this time, also flap our wings."
Tags:music lesson, music lessons, music teacher, music teachers, learning an instrument, violin, violins, violinist, violinists, violin player, violin players, musician, musicians, bee, bees, insect, insects, wing, wings, flapping wings, sight read, sight, reading, buzz, buzzing, buzzy bee, buzzy bees
'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
Angels flock to a bird-feeder.
If Pigs Could Fly
"You run into a window, too?"
Tags:death, dead, died, dying, die, angel, angels, angelic, wing, wings, winged, angel wing, angel wings, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, heaven, heavens, after life, afterlife, life after death, flying, flight, flown, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, fly into the window, bird brain, bird brained, similarities, similar, common ground, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphise
"We design them here, but the labor is cheaper in Hell."
Tags:heaven, heavens, wing, wings, angel, angels, design, manufacture, manufacturing, manufactured, manufactures, labour, labor, cheap, cheaper, exploitation, worker, workers, capitalism, capitalist, exploitation, exploiting, race to the bottom, race-to-the-bottom, religion, religious, christianity, christains, eternal life, saint, saints, economic, economics, labor economics, labour economics, economist, economists