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'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
Tags:rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, well-off, affluent, finances, money, the one percent, the 1%, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, gambling, gambler, gamblers, winning the lottery, winner, winners, lottery winner, lottery winners, winning, dream, dreams, social status, social class, upper class, no change, status quo
"Just remember, son, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose - unless you want Daddy's love."
Tags:dad, dads, daddy, daddies, proud parent, proud parents, pushy parent, pushy parents, ambition, ambitions, competitive, competitiveness, father, fathers, family life, family-life, kid, kids, childhood, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, baseball match, baseball matches, pushy, love, winner, winners, high expectation, disappointment, disappointments
'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
Tags:game show, game shows, expectation, expectations, expectant, entitled, entitlement, reward, rewards, prize, prizes, prize money, student, students, grade school, elementary school, teacher, teachers, kid, kids, answer, answers, correct answer, correct answers, money, win, wins, winner, winners, winning, winnings, quiz show, quiz shows, unrealistic
Chicken and Egg playing baseball.
Tags:chicken and the egg, chicken or the egg, winner, winners, loser, losers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, baseball game, baseball games, philosophy, big question, big questions, philosophical question, philosophical questions, competition, competitions, competitve, competitiveness, race, races, evolution, theory of evolution
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
"I call no quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You lose! I win!"
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, presidential podium, white house podium, press conference, press conferences, white house press conference, presidential press conference, childish, infantile, juvenile, immature, silly, stupid, win, wins, winner, lose, loser, losers, losing
After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Tags:basketball, preschool, preschools, nursery, nurseries, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nba, national basketball association, scout, scouts, scouting, scouted, love, loves, loving, win, wins, winning, winner, lose, loses, losing, loser, transfer, transfers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Old man dusting bodybuilding trophies.
Post race drug test.
'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
"And the winner is . . . the prosecution!"
'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'
Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.
'Remember, son. A winner is one who can keep his head while all around him are losing theirs.'
"You had me worried. For one horrible moment I thought you were going to slide and soil your uniform."
Tags:baseball, coach, baseball player, baseball players, baseball coach, game, games, match, sport, sports, american sport, winner, winners, loser, losers, competition, competitor, bench, benched, sidelined, soil, soiled, uniform, uniforms, unity, embarrassed, embarrassment, shame, shameful, disappointment, disappointed, disappointing
A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.
"We've already projected a winner."
Tags:duel, duels, dueling, duelling, fight, fight, fighting, single combat, one-on-one, man-to-man, politics, government, governments, projection, projections, projected, winner, winners, election, elections, election, vote, votes, betting, gambling, gambler, gamblers, bet, bets, odds, bookie, bookies, bookmaker, bookmakers, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, violence, history, historical, sport, sports
"Just tell us who's winning."
Tags:argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, too much coffee man, win, wins, winner, winners, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competing, married couple, married couples, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counseling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, competitive, competitiveness, mediator, mediators, disinterested, disinterested parties, referee, referees, refereeing, discord, marital discord