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"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
"I won a million dollars in an online lottery, and as I was tranferring the money to my bank account, the computer froze."
"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."
'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
'I'm sorry, Bob, it wasn't you who won the mega-pool. It was Helen in accounting.' (to man mooning boss).
Kissing Frogs Lottery.
'This is my scrapbook of losing lottery tickets.'
'Don't just stand there. Go buy a winning lottery ticket.'
Signs that your employee has won the lottery...
'So glad we ticked the 'no publicity' box.'
'The princess won the lottery and lived even more happily ever after.'
'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'
'You INGRATE! DESERTER! SELFISH MAN! I dreamed you won $24 million in the lottery and you promptly left me!'
'I am such a loser!' 'You're overreacting. Lots of people have never won the lottery.'
'This is your predecessor's office. Did you know that he won the lottery?'
'I think we've won the lottery, Tiddles - do you think we'll get into trouble?'
'I won the lottery, but lost it all in tech stocks.'
'I bought this lottery ticket for your birthday, Gran - sorry it didn't win'
'My ex-wife won the lottery! The lottery!'
When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!
Trying to find your birth father? WIN the lottery, he'll show up.
"I need to improve my math skills, so I can pick the winning lottery numbers!"
Guess who didn't contribute to the office lottery pool