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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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'Once again, I fold.'
"Peggy was so excited that we won something on the lottery ticket, I didn't have the heart to tell her it was only two dollars!"
"I don't care how much he won, I don't want him playing online poker!"
Vending machines at work: Snacks, Coffee, Glimmer of Hope
'Careful. The house always wins.'
Solitaire card shark.
Pay 'n' Park Jackpot
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"Have you been scratching this?"
"Mr Frimley will see you now."
'Don't worry, son. They'll find a way to win. They always do.'
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'Congratulations! You've just won ten million dollars!'
'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'
"You're annoyed aren't you that I made more at bingo last year than you did on the stock market."
"I've brought my trophy wife for engraving."
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'Good boy, Craig! Drop it, boy, drop it!'
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"I suppose you're gonna be talking GOLF all evening!"
No soliciting - unless you're one of those sweepstakes
A fruit machine player is surprised to win real fruit.
Pilgrim hits jackpot.