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"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, wino, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
"This is the wine talking."
Tags:wine, wine talking, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, ramble, rambles, rambling, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, wino, winos, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, smartphone, smartphones, chat, chats, chatting, conversation, conversations
"Charles, would you be my vintner?"
Tags:propose, proposes, proposing, proposal, proposals, vintner, vintners, wine, wines, wino, winos, wine merchant, wine merchants, relationship, relationships, close relationship, close relationships, connoisseur, connoisseurs, fine wine, fine wines, engagement, engaged, pop the question, popping the question
The Stages of Wine
Tags:wine, wines, wine drinker, wine drinkers, intoxication, intoxicated, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, date, dates, dating, drunk, drunken, drunken night out, drunken nights out, night out, nights out, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, decision making, bad decision, bad decisions, flirt, flirts, flirting, flirtation, hit on, hits on, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, wino, winos
"Don't bother waiting up tonight. I've got my wine-awareness group."
Tags:couples, couple, partner, partnerships, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, husband, husbands, wives, wife, honesty, honest, truth, communication, communicate, self-help, self-aware, self-awareness, group therapy, group counselling, group counsel meetings, counselling, therapy, supportive network, support system, support, wine therapy, wine, alcohol, spirits up, waiting up, wine lover, wine lovers, wino, winos, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions
"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, drinking, wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, justify, justifies, justifying, justification, justifications, wine rating, wine ratings, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, functional alcoholism, addict, addicts, addicted, snob, snobs, upper class, upper classes, high class, high classes, middle class, middle classes, wino, winos, addiction, addictions, lie to yourself, lying to yourself
Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
Tags:alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, wine, wine appreciation, wine appreciator, wine lover, wine lovers, wino, winos, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, lonely, drinking alone, binge drinker, binge drinkers, binge drinking, loneliness, problem drinker, problem drinkers, problem drinking, wine education
After the breakup of Bacchus, Inc.
An Excellent Nose for Wine.
"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."
Tags:drink, drinking, drink and drive, drink drive, drink driving, under the influence, dui, driving under the influence, drive, driver, driving, drives, high society, upper class, middle class, wino, wine, wine time, wines, red wine, breakfast, wine o'clock, officer, officers, police officers, pull over, pulled over, alcohol, alcoholic, hollywood, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, undercut, undercutting, danger, dangerous, law, laws, breaking the law, beat, beat cop
'I'm not hung-over, I've got wine flu."
You are...my Sunshine.
Too much Rioja
"Listen, girl. Run into town and go to the sheriff's office. Then make a right. Find the liquor store and get a bottle of 2011 Napa. Do not get the Chilean Malbec you got last time. Hurry."
Tags:hipster, hipsters, wine snob, wine snobs, snob, snobs, snobbery, malbec, napa, napa valley, wine, wines, wino, winos, emergency, emergencies, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescuer, rescuers, first world problem, first world problems, problem, problems, snobby, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, silicon valley, dog, dogs, rescue dog, rescue dogs
The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute
Tags:alcohol, alcohol substitute, alcohol substitutes, alcoholic, alcoholics, nonalcoholic, non-alcoholic, drinker, drinkers, drinking, miss the point, misses the point, missing the point, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, health benefit, health benefits, healthy choice, healthy choices, healthy option, healthy options, diet, diets, dieting, useless, drinker, drinkers, wine, wines, wino, winos
"See? There's no monster in your closet, just some homeless guy."
"So what are you giving up for New Year?"
"That isn't what the doctor meant by 'push fluids'."
Tags:recovery, recoveries, push fluid, push fluids, pushing fluid, pushing fluids, doctor, doctors, diagnosis, diagnoses, fluid, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, wino, winos, iv, ivs, iv drip, iv drips, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations
'I'd like to go to the wine lake.'
The Fizz is Gone: Please Help.
Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well
AA Meeting: Still in denial. Please help.
Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.
Tags:wino, winos, santa, santas, santa claus, charity, charities, mall, malls, salvation army, raise money, raises money, raising money, homeless, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, reindeer, north pole, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, beggar, beggars, begging, christmas, christmas season, holiday season