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'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm never talking to girls again...'
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'
"I call no quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You lose! I win!"
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, presidential podium, white house podium, press conference, press conferences, white house press conference, presidential press conference, childish, infantile, juvenile, immature, silly, stupid, win, wins, winner, lose, loser, losers, losing
'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Tags:basketball, preschool, preschools, nursery, nurseries, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nba, national basketball association, scout, scouts, scouting, scouted, love, loves, loving, win, wins, winning, winner, lose, loses, losing, loser, transfer, transfers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'
"Just tell us who's winning."
Tags:argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, too much coffee man, win, wins, winner, winners, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competing, married couple, married couples, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counseling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, competitive, competitiveness, mediator, mediators, disinterested, disinterested parties, referee, referees, refereeing, discord, marital discord
'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, lose, loses, loser, losers, losing, lost, sore loser, sore losers, sour grapes, bad loser, bad losers, good game, good games, bite me, insult, insults, sportsmanship, ignorant, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I didn't exactly win it."
Tags:giant stuffed toy, giant stuffed toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, giant cuddly toy, giant cuddly toys, cuddly toy, cuddly toys, bunny, bunny rabbit, fairground attraction, fairground attractions, amusements, win, wins, winner, winners, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, shoot, shot, shooting, impressing your date, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates
"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."
'Obsessive-compulsives winning team'
"So, who won here?"
'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'
'I won again!'
'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'