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'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm never talking to girls again...'
'News from the battlefield, sire. Our army was declared victorious. However, the Huns have challenged that rulling and it is currently under review...'
"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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'Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer and you've just won 5,000 free pills!'
After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'
Tags:basketball, preschool, preschools, nursery, nurseries, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, nba, national basketball association, scout, scouts, scouting, scouted, love, loves, loving, win, wins, winning, winner, lose, loses, losing, loser, transfer, transfers, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'
'Ha! Fake out!'
Tags:joke, jokes, joking, joker, jokers, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, swim, swimming, swims, swam, swimmer, swimmers, diver, divers, diving, dives, dove, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, start, in the bleachers
Eighty-nine percent of all NASCAR accidents are caused by distracted cell phone users.
Tags:car, cars, drive, driving, driven, drove, drives, race, races, racing, raced, racer, racers, win, winning, wins, won, winner, winners, lose, loser, losers, losing, loses, lost, race car, race cars, racecar, racecars, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, crash, crashing, crashed, in the bleachers
'Yes, yes! Fries, too! Hurry!!'
"Just tell us who's winning."
Tags:argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, too much coffee man, win, wins, winner, winners, competition, competitions, compete, competes, competing, married couple, married couples, couples counselor, couples counselors, couples counseling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, fight, fights, fighting, row, rows, rowing, bicker, bickers, bickering, competitive, competitiveness, mediator, mediators, disinterested, disinterested parties, referee, referees, refereeing, discord, marital discord
"A desire to 'be on the winning side,' Mr. Walsh, is not sufficient justification for a sex-change operation."
Tags:insecure, insecurity, insecurities, men, male, masculine, masculinity, fragile masculinity, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, misandry, threaten, threatened, threatening, win, wins, winner, winners, winning side, winning sides, social change, societal change, sea change, sea changes, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny
'Does it hurt the team's chances of winning a championship when I move your leg like this?'
Tags:baseball, baseballer, baseballers, base ball, win, wins, winning, winner, winners, won, lose, loses, loser, losers, losing, lost, sore loser, sore losers, sour grapes, bad loser, bad losers, good game, good games, bite me, insult, insults, sportsmanship, ignorant, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Obsessive-compulsives winning team'
'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
A man shows up to a lottery winner's door with a 1040 form.
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'I'm not sure, but I think illegal gambling is when you win.'
'I won again!'
'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'
Piggy bank playing the slots has money coming out of it.
'I take it we won.'
"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, horse, horses, race horse, race horses, horse racing, race, races, racing, jockey, jockeys, trainer, trainers, owner, owners, stable, stables, victory, win, wins, winning, victories, interview, interviews, press, media, post-race, winner, winners, victor, victors, thanking, grateful, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, award, awards, awards ceremony, awards ceremonies, sport, sports