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"It's only until spring."
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'I was built by texters.'
'That was quite a snow storm last night.'
"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"
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Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'
"What is the normal temperature for this time of the year?"
"See! We have the Grand Canyon to ourselves!"
"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"
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"We look better in winter."
'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'
"I'm global - and I'm warm."
The Village Snowidiot
Snowman facing firing squad.
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"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."
"You just missed him. Can you call back in the spring?"
"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."
Bad Winter. . .
With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .
"Lucky deer. I wish I was in heat."
"Oh, we're just down here for the winter."
"At what point did huddling for warmth become groping for breasts?"
"Is the baby sideways?"