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'Never mind a Triple Lock pension guarantee, I want better quality sandbags.'
'Today the hurricane finally fizzled out when it reached states where 'the buffalo roam and the skies are not cloudy all day.''
"Uh-oh, I think a storm has turned our valuable ocean-front property into worthless ocean-floor property."
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"On the upside, I've discovered the location of the antarctic's missing snow pack."
Gardener's Calendar: Look out for damage by hail.
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Howling winds, flying debris, power failures . . . the Us Presidential Election race hits the final week.
"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"
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'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'
"We've been flooded so many times the dog has grown fins!"
Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.
"So who's this Abigail, then?"
'So, I guess this means you're voting for Obama?'
"Yessir! The Groundhog does not see his shadow - proof there will be an early Minnesota spring...!"
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'Stay safe, we'll be praying for you!!'
Worst Case Scenario in a winter storm situation...
Umbrella Sailing Boat
"Is it too late to change its name to Greta?"
"It's called 'winter'...happens every year."
Duck swims past flooded pub while dog looks on from the Dog and Duck.
'I reckon Spring is just around the corner. The rain is definitely feeling warmer!'
'Any sign of that flippin' plumber yet, Dear?'
'No subway, no bus service, no gasoline, no electric. . . I wish the city were up and running!'
'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'
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'You order a taxi, guv?'