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'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'
Tags:winter, winters, cold weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, parka, parkas, overcoat, overcoats, warm up, warms up, warming up, catcall, catcalls, catcalling, cat call, cat calls, cat calling, hit on, hits on, hitting on, street harassment, harassment, sexually harassed, winter weather, winter months, imagine, imagines, imagination, shapeless, outfit, outfits
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, winter, winters, spring, springs, player, players, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, basket, baskets, hoop, hoops, attacker, attackers, global warming, warm, warms, warming, warmed, season, seasons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."
Tags:scarf, scarves, fashions, winter, winters, cold weather, freezing weather, fashion statement, fashion statements, trend setter, trend setters, mens fashion, men's fashion, fashion victim, fashion victims, wrap up, wrapping up warm, winter clothes, winter clothing, warm clothes, warm clothing, oversized, overdo, overdone, overkill
'That was quite a snow storm last night.'
'I was built by texters.'
'No funny stuff. . .hand over that coat and scarf.'
A bear steals maple syrup for his pancakes.
"THE SECRET ELEPHANT ICE SKATING RINK"
Tags:elephant, elephants, ice skating, ice skater, ice skaters, ice-skating, ice-skater, ice-skaters, rink, rinks, ice rink, ice rinks, ice-rink, ice-rinks, thin ice, skating on thin ice, skating, skater, skaters, winter, winters, freezing, frozen lake, frozen lakes, fallen through, accident, accidents, crack, cracks, danger, dangers, dangerous, unsafe
"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."
Tags:humid, humidity, humidiness, hairstyle, hairstyles, curly hair, curly hairs, curl, curls, frizzy hair, frizzy hairstyle, frizz, fashions, fashion sense, bad hair day, bad hair days, bad-hair-day, autumn, autumns, winter, winters, spring, springs, summer, summers, climate, climates, uncontrollable hair
"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"
Tags:snowmen, snowman, snow figure, snow figures, snow person, snow people, snow-person, snow-people, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, check up, check ups, physical, physicals, medical test, medical tests, medical exam, medical exams, winter, wintertime, winter-time, winters
"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."
Tags:bird, birds, pet, pets, pet bird, pet birds, birdcage, birdcages, bird cage, bird cages, migrate, migration, migrations, migrating, fly south, flying south, birds flying south, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, florida, winter, winters, wintertime, wintertimes, prison, prisons, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, locked up, abandon, abandoned, jail, jails, in jail, abandonment, unsupported, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."
Tags:fleece, jacket, jackets, coat, coats, winter coat, winter coats, fleeces, cold weather, winter, winters, winter coat, winter coats, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, warm, warmth, warm coat, warm coats, winter jacket, winter jackets, windbreaker, windbreakers, winter season, winter seasons, snow, snow day, snow days, snowy
'Snow again, today...'
"You keep saying 'ice fishing' as if there were some other kind."
Tags:ice fishing, ice-fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, ice-fisher, ice-fishers, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, ice fisherman, ice fishermen, eskimos, inuit, inuits, cold, cold weather, ice, icy, frozen lake, frozen lakes, isolation, isolated, close minded, close-minded, close-mindedness, winter, winters, north pole, greenland, community, communities
Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'
'See you next spring, Morty.'
Tags:lick, licks, licked, licker, lickers, stuck, trap, traps, trapping, trapped, stick, sticks, sticking, leave, leaves, leaving, left, freeze, freezes, freezing, froze, frozen, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, winter, winters, spring, springs, season, seasons, signpost, signposts, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, stick, sticks, stick arm, stick arms, resolution, resolutions, new years resolution, new years resolutions, winter, winters, snow, snows, snowing, snowy, snowed, action, actions, weak, weakness, feeble, feebleness, determined, determination, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The Shortest Day of the Year
"Well, I think I'm just going to hang tight until spring."
Tags:spring, springs, seasons, season, winter, winters, hang tight, hang on, hanging tight, hanging on, keep going, keeping going, dog, dogs, old dog, old dogs, old lady, old ladies, new york, new york city, i heart new york, i love new york, ny, depressing, depressing life, depressing lives, sparse room, poverty, poor, sparsely decorated, bare, bare room, old age
'I wouldn't bother going, it'll just be a repeat of the winter meeting.'
Spring fever clinic