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"Life is about choices...and sometimes you have to make some tough decisions."
'When are you going to get the windshield wipers fixed, Harold?'
A pedestal with toilet paper, a magazine and a newspaper.
Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?
'There's another wet spot over here.'
'I heard we're becoming a paperless society and I don't want to get caught short.'
No one dared move while Ernie looked for a place to wipe his booger.
3 Pointless Things to do This Week: Wipe the Smile off Someone's Face/Wait on Someone Hand and Foot/Dish up the Dirt.
'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'
"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."
"You leave my playboy alone. Use you own New Yorker."