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'Dear Mom and Dad, I'm running away from home to join the circuits.'
'You could go home tomorrow, but it will take the plumber three days to disconnect you.'
Nest of cables
Taking chances with electricity
I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -
'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'
What makes you think this room wasn't wired properly?
"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."
The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Sigh.'
'Thank goodness! I thought we were gonna have to replace all of our new lightbulbs throughout the house! You're a genius, Tom!'
Sorry it's so dark in here - We've got a short circuit somewhere.'
Electrician electrocuting himself.
The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.
'I think I'll get an early night - I've got metal theft fatigue.'
'If this were a politically correct cartoon, I'd know exactly how to hook up and program my DVD Player!'
'That's the same reaction I get each month when he opens up our phone bill,'
'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'
'Well, if it is a short circuit, I guess the easiest thing to do is lengthen it.'
Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.
'Wire all your money to this computer and no DYE-VIRUS!'
Free laptop computer hook-up.
Before you say it's got some old wiring, remember you repaired it last.