Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Tooth Fairy / Wisdom Tooth Fairy
"My parents are always complaining about my sweet tooth, but do they ever have a nice word to say about my wisdom tooth?"
"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."
'Holy mackerel! No wonder you were screaming so loudly!'
'Talk about wisdom teeth.'
'My wife's so silly I had to take her to a dentist to have a wisdom tooth put in.'
'I've been to the dentist about a wisdom tooth.'
'I haven't had any good grades since my wisdom tooth was pulled.'
'He reckons my wisdom teeth are RETARDED!'
'An impacted wisdom tooth? — well, that's what you get for evolving.'
'Wanna hear a real funny joke?' 'Let me brace myself!'
"So the dentist pulled my wisdom tooth. What do I do with it now?"
"Are you sure this will work, Tia Carmen? I mean, my tooth feels better...but I don't want to look...you know...like an idiot."
"Take my wisdom teeth out. They haven't made me very intelligent."
"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."
"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."
"Your wisdom teeth need to come out and some of the stupid ones too."
"Here comes Peter Cottontail...hoppin' down the bunny trail...hippity hoppity, toothache in his head!"
"Oww! Tia Carmen, my jaw hurts!"