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"I utilize the best from Freud, the best from Jung and the best from my uncle Marty, a very smart fellow."
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The Crossroads of Wisdom: Past Mistakes, Future Gambles and Listen to Your Wife.
The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'
"That's the dating guru."
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"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."
'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'
'Sorry, I can't explain derivatives trading either.'
Guru's Universal Answer
'The secret to finding all knowledge is to use exactly the right keywords when you google.'
Save all your stock certificates - they may be worth something someday.
Mediocre people are always at their best.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.
"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."
"Buy low, sell high!"
"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."
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'Why didn't you take the elevator?'
"I have more of a comment than a question."
"Thanks Mr. Guru! Please accept this payment as a token of my appreciation."
"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."
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"Now think fast and you'll have the secret to life."
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Head full of Books.
"They don't have the secrets to anything - they're just old."
"Life is hard."