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'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'
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"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
"Wherever you go, there you are."
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'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'
Wisdom for dummies
The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'
"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."
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A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment
Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
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'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'
'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'
"Don't be a fool!"
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'While you're young, your job is to download and store as much data as possible...one day, you'll realize that a very cool utility program called 'wisdom' has interlaces with your operating system...'
"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"Life is just a bowl of water."
I think, therefore I yam…
World ends tomorrow.
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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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Buddhist holds a sign reading 'The End is Insight.'
"As Spider-Man says, 'With great power comes great responsibility.'"
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The three wise men of Thanksgiving
'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'
"First, find someone to blame."
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