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The wise men are followed by an auditor.
A man walks towards "Enlightenment" while his feet walk towards "Sandals".
"Wherever you go, there you are."
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"Go ask your mother."
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"Would you know how to get back to the Interstate from here?"
'Yes, I can tell you the meaning of life, but then I would have to kill you.'
The Crossroads of Wisdom: Past Mistakes, Future Gambles and Listen to Your Wife.
Wisdom for dummies
"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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A Wii in a manger
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"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
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A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.
A puzzle cube seeks enlightenment
"That's the dating guru."
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
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Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
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"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."
'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'
"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
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'You know, it's a lot easier to just follow me on twitter.'
"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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