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'The purpose in life is to find a purpose in life.'
The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
A good speech is always shorter than you audience's attention span.
Mediocre people are always at their best.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Save all your stock certificates - they may be worth something someday.
"A word of advice kid, never let them see your hair fall out."
"I don't understand why the pen is mightier than the sword."
Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...
'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'
"No. I am afraid Accountants will never be cool."
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you could possibly bankrupt him.
"But will they cover the spread?"
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'Life won't always put a coaster under you, son! Sometimes you sit on a cold, hard surface and you just deal with it!'
'I don't know a darn thing about the meaning of life. I was robbed and left here with nothing but a bed sheet.'
"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."
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'Life is too short to be little.'
"Dad, when you say 'Life's a bowl of cherries' or 'Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs', what are you talking about?"
'Money won't make you happy.'
'I give all my new teachers the same advice. Never minimize the transformative power of a smile attached to your words.'
'That's right, junior. Money can't buy happiness, and in my day it couldn't even buy an election.'
'Life is an adventure son, so don't get bogged down with the paperwork. Unless, of course, you go into accounting. In which case, forget the whole adventure thing.'
"Do excuse my husband - he's partially insighted."