Wisemen Cartoons and Comics

"Wherever you go, there you are."

"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."

"Never mind."

"It's for my back. You have two more questions."

A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.

"I've got a gun, pilgrim."

Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".

'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'

"Mom?"

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries.'

"Hey, Pal, that cave is for wisemen."

"I can't deal with this right now."

"First, find someone to blame."

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"Don't ask me- I just come here to smoke."

"Wear a helmet."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I know things Google doesn't."