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"Wherever you go, there you are."
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"Go ask your mother."
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"I only see the tech guru and the financial wizard. No sign of the systems ninja."
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"It's for my back. You have two more questions."
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A man goes to see a guru who is contemplating suicide.
"I've got a gun, pilgrim."
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Old man on the mountain selling stuff on a blanket with a sign saying "Prices as marked".
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'The secret to prosperity is turn your thinking cap around.'
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"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"
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'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'
"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."
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'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'
A wise man on a mountain finds many flyers for a Chinese takeaway restaurant outside the entrance to his cave.
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"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"
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"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
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"Hey, Pal, that cave is for wisemen."
"I can't deal with this right now."
"First, find someone to blame."
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"We all chipped in together."
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"Don't ask me- I just come here to smoke."
"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"
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"Wear a helmet."
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"Did you hire a consultant? I didn't hire a consultant."
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