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"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."
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'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'
"Darling! Just what I wanted."
'Dear Santa, this year I'd like to have some arms because...'
'Well, that's us FINALLY paid off all the bills from Christmas last year.'
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'Just in case I want you to shorten your bucket list down to just one thing you can do in this room.'
"Right, so that's 156,000 playstations, 124,000 sets of headphones, and an end to Brexit!"
Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.
Dear Santa, Please can you make certain that my parents are exposed to numerous advertisements for the following list of toys. . .
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"What are your policies regarding the collection and use of children's data?"
"Well, yes, I have been good. In fact, I brought a character witness."
"Let's not waste each other's time. Just check my Amazon wishlist."
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"Everything on my bucket list was canceled out by my new year's resolutions."
'Everyone should have a bucket list!'
"I'm not sure I can do much about next year's pay settlement....are you sure you wouldn't like a games console?"
"Mr. S. Claus, North Pole. Dear Santa:"
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"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."
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Grim Reaper visiting bucket list website.
Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries
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'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'
Please leave something easy to assemble.
Angry Santa Claus.