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"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
'As you can see, I've been targeted by advertisers.'
"Darling! Just what I wanted."
'Dear Santa, this year I'd like to have some arms because...'
'Well, that's us FINALLY paid off all the bills from Christmas last year.'
'Just in case I want you to shorten your bucket list down to just one thing you can do in this room.'
"Right, so that's 156,000 playstations, 124,000 sets of headphones, and an end to Brexit!"
Dear Santa, Please can you make certain that my parents are exposed to numerous advertisements for the following list of toys. . .
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Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.
'Everyone should have a bucket list!'
"I'm not sure I can do much about next year's pay settlement....are you sure you wouldn't like a games console?"
"Everything on my bucket list was canceled out by my new year's resolutions."
"Mr. S. Claus, North Pole. Dear Santa:"
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"Jimmy's asking Santa for a drum set. I'm asking him for ear plugs."
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Grim Reaper visiting bucket list website.
'Oh, it's just what I wanted!'
Please leave something easy to assemble.
Gift Suggestions for Post-Diamond Wedding Anniversaries
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"So, if you'll just bring me the 3-D printer, I can take it from there."
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'Come on, Larry! You don't have time to make a bucket list!'
Dear Santa- Thanks for the awesome gift! p.s. did you know cellphones have built-in calculators? p.p.s. you suck.
"I asked for a dog. I wanted a Rottweiler or a Schnauzer, but all I could spell was mutt."
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For kids who ramble on too long about their Christmas lists, store Santas have turned to the Lap-Eject.
A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.
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