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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'
Love Thy Neighbor
Make a Wish
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... an 8x10 glossy from the saddest clown in the world ...
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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'I'd like some more Depends.'
"I would like a will prepared... nine to be exact."
"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."
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Happy Mothers Day!
"As your mother I took the liberty of making your birthday wishes and blowing out your candles."
'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'
Merry Christmas // Happy New Year
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Don't I wish
"I wish I'd brought a book or something."
"I hope I'm single for Valentine's because only I fully know my worth in chocolate."
'I wish I looked like a model.'
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Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.
'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'
Postcards from Quarantine
'I wish I had your health.'
"After state and federal, you get just one wish, and it's half -off chicken wings."
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'I'm praying for foam kneelers.'
'His last wish was to see one more Christmas but then he realised he couldn't afford it.'