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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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'I'd like some more Depends.'
"I would like a will prepared... nine to be exact."
'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'
Don't I wish
'I wish I looked like a model.'
Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.
'Make your wishes, but I can't promise anything regarding jobs.'
'I wish I had your health.'
'I'm praying for foam kneelers.'
'His last wish was to see one more Christmas but then he realised he couldn't afford it.'
'Look! A falling satellite! Make a wish!'
"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."
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"My two other wishes were ironically misinterpreted, too."
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'We wish you well.'
Wishing Well - Results may vary.
'Sorry, but my liability insurance no longer allows me to grant that wish.'
'Three wishes? Dream on. That was in the heady days before venture capital and advertising revenue dried up.'
'Put some puff into it Smithers! And don't forget my birthday wish this year!'
'I wish I were the smartest person in the whole world.'
'I wish I was more computer literate.'
'I wish she never took that job as a magician's assistant.'
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