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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'
"Sorry, kid, but I don't whack parents."
Snapping a wishbone.
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"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"
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"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
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"I guess someone else with three wishes is wishing your three wishes don't come true."
"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
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In your dreams, ladies.
'You shook the bottle first, didn't you?'
Birthday cards, get-well cards, stop sending me cards.
"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
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"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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A fairy godmother grants an old man a wish.
"Mostly I miss the freedom from incarceration."
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'Dad, I can't find any matches to light the cake.'
"I wish you bluebirds in the spring."
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."
A genie helps a man fold laundry.
"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
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"Due to unusually high wish volume, you may experience a greater hold time than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."