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'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'
"I just wish you would try counting your blessings the way you do your carbs."
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"I'd like to help you out, but I've misplaced my wand."
Tags:wand, wands, magic wand, magic wands, wish, wishes, charity, charities, charitable, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, fairy godmother, fairy godmothers, wishing, good deed, good deeds, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, happy ending, happy endings, sympathy, sympathetic, sympathies, sympathizing, sympathising
In your dreams, ladies.
"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
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"Drive you to the airport? Gee, man. I don't know..."
"I wish my identity weren't so wrapped up with who I am."
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
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"Is three blind mice one with or three?"
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Historic Moments in Human Evolution
'I'd like some more Depends.'
The Genie of the Smart Phone
'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'
'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'
Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.
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"You really just want to watch me punch myself in the face three times?"
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"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."
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'Sorry, kid. Anything but world peace.'
Jackson Pollock's Birthday.
"Now, if only Daddy were rich and Mommy were good-looking, everything would be totally awesome."
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"Come on...come on...throw it!"
'I wish I looked like a model.'
"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"
'I wish to be thinner than all my friends.'